Для всех утонченных ценителей Инглиша - every single pun intended!

Мой самый последний флик. Нет ничего более sexay, чем мущщины, с sexay accents, которые заставляют тебя ржать до оргазмических корч.

Слова для тех, кому трудно въехать.

И - dre ain t got nothing to do with those two lovely sexay bitches.

They call me the Rhymenoceros
Not because I m fat
Not because I ve got birds on my back
But because I m horny, I m horny
When I m on the mic
I m like global warming
You can t ignore me
In the bedroom I m the gentleman
All the ladies come before me
Check your yellow pages I m a registered rhymenacologist
Now I m passing over the mic to the Hiphopopotamus

Yeah, they call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless...

Sometimes my rhymes are polite, like
Thank you Mrs. Johnson for dinner, that was delicious, good night.
And other times, they re obscene
Like a pornographic R-18 dream
About bitches smothered in margarine
(gun sound affects)

They call me the Hiphopopotamus
I ve got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this esophagus
I m not a water dwelling mammal from Africa
That s moved to the metropolis and been taught how to break dance.
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that?
What s he got to do with it?
What kind of rapping name is Steve?

Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
What, what, what, why, why, why?

Be more constructive with your feedback

What? Cause I rap about reality
Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?

There ain t no party like my nana s tea party


My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the first two rows pregnant
Yeah that s right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know
I m trying to correct this...

When I go ooh all the ladies go ahh
Ooh (ahh) Ooh (ahh)
When I go ooh all the fellas go ar ar
Ooh (ar ar) Ooh (ar ar)
Now keep it real sexy fellas
Ooh (ar ar) Ooh (ar ar)
That s my dogs
When I go ooh all the ladies go Ooh, Flight of the Conchords, you re so big.

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