Для всех утонченных ценителей Инглиша - every single pun intended!

19/4/2017
Мой самый последний флик. Нет ничего более sexay, чем мущщины, с sexay accents, которые заставляют тебя ржать до оргазмических корч.



Слова для тех, кому трудно въехать.

И - dre ain t got nothing to do with those two lovely sexay bitches.

Rhymenoceros:
They call me the Rhymenoceros
Not because I m fat
Not because I ve got birds on my back
But because I m horny, I m horny
When I m on the mic
I m like global warming
You can t ignore me
In the bedroom I m the gentleman
All the ladies come before me
Check your yellow pages I m a registered rhymenacologist
Now I m passing over the mic to the Hiphopopotamus

Hiphopopotamus:
Yeah, they call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless...

Rhymenoceros:
Sometimes my rhymes are polite, like
Thank you Mrs. Johnson for dinner, that was delicious, good night.
And other times, they re obscene
Like a pornographic R-18 dream
About bitches smothered in margarine
Hahahaha
(gun sound affects)

Hiphopopotamus:
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
I ve got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this esophagus
I m not a water dwelling mammal from Africa
That s moved to the metropolis and been taught how to break dance.
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that?
What s he got to do with it?
What kind of rapping name is Steve?

Together:
Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
What, what, what, why, why, why?

Hiphopopotamus:
Be more constructive with your feedback

Rhymenoceros:
What? Cause I rap about reality
Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?

Together:
There ain t no party like my nana s tea party
Hey-ho

Hiphopopotamus:

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the first two rows pregnant
Yeah that s right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know
I m trying to correct this...

Rhymenoceros:
When I go ooh all the ladies go ahh
Ooh (ahh) Ooh (ahh)
When I go ooh all the fellas go ar ar
Ooh (ar ar) Ooh (ar ar)
Now keep it real sexy fellas
Ooh (ar ar) Ooh (ar ar)
That s my dogs
When I go ooh all the ladies go Ooh, Flight of the Conchords, you re so big.
Ooh.

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